Please slow down a little. I already have too many things to do, and now that baby macbook Tangerine is not working, that is just one more added to the list. I understand it is your job, Life, to keep on moving at a brisk pace, bringing all of us into the future and into our future selves. But, you see, Life, it is my job to accomplish so many tasks and still enjoy myself along the way. You are making it awfully difficult to keep up.
I know, I know. You'll say this is not your problem. You'll say that what I need is more hours in the day, that I should go take my complaint to your old buddy Time and see what he has to say about it. Well, I've tried talking with Time before. He's a stubborn sonofabitch. So I was just thinking, hoping really, that maybe you, Life, could cut me a little break?
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